In a dark and forgotten corner of The Internet there lies a website of such banality and pointlessness that it could only be Nigel's CRAP WEBSITE. WARNING: Bad language may be found within this site. (And lots of bad spelling, too). Those who are easily offended, or easily bored, or have an IQ above 20 should try another website. Those too stupid to heed the above warning should click on 'ENTER' below. This site is designed (Woo, hoo! What by? A chimpanzee?) to be viewed at a resolution of 800 X 600, but selecting the correct resolution won't make it look any less crap, I assure you.